May 2013
thegleefulhouseelf:
kaliforniaa-dreamerr:
theamazingrigby:
sodamnrelatable:
do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
littletipoftheshoelace:
theaspiringauthor:
pipjustice:
rockinzayn:
rileylife:
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
...
petit-ouji:
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
oliviascrivens:
fact: its humanly impossible to walk around the campus of degrassi without tripping on a dead student
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
thespookiesttaco:
i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
bean-alchemist:
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
zackisontumblr:
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
catswithbenefits:
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
nahshaw:
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
gloriousharhar:
fairyhugs:
child-ofthekindlywest:
guceubcuesu:
ianthony475:
vworp-goes-the-tardis:
older-aang:
64kbps:
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
I’m done
Smelborp for president
Smelborp has my vote
Smelborp will be...
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
johnentwlstle:
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”